March 30, 2009
March 28, 2009
Mexican Drug Lord Thanks The U.S. For Keeping Drugs Illegal
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes’ yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, “I couldn’t have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you.”
According to sources in the Mexican government, President Calderone is begging American officials to, in the words of reggae great Peter Tosh, legalize it. “Oh yeah,” said an official close to the Mexican president, “Felipe is going crazy. He’s screaming at everybody who comes in, ‘Why don’t they make this sh*t legal already! You’re killing me here!’ Look, everyone knows, when you have Prohibition, you create gangsters. And the more you prohibit, the more gangsters you make. El Chapo is hero now to all those slumdogs who want to be millionaires. Kids in the street, when they play games, they all want to be El Chapo, the baddest man in the whole damn town.”
The war on internet piracy will be the new war on drugs.
March 26, 2009
Nick Cannon Is Ready To Confront Anyone Talking Slick Online
More and more celebs are letting people know online comments are getting them tight. Its a bad idea because it will make people get more reckless to get a reaction out of you.
March 25, 2009
Lamborbiker: Lamborghini Inspired Bike Runs On Osmos Wheels
Yes Lambo has officially gon wild. This actually looks kinda fire. Leave your thoughts on it. |
March 13, 2009
March 11, 2009
Chris Brown & Rihanna Are Reportedly Working On A Duet
We now have all the details about the secret late-night recording sessions between Rihanna and Chris Brown — and they were jam-packed with emotion and serious drama, with some playful touching — seriously. Sources tell us music producer Polow Da Don convinced both Chris and Rihanna to get in the studio and record a love song stat, stressing that timing was important because the heightened emotions would translate powerfully into the music.How will the public react to these two now dropping a duet? I know comedians will be having a field day on this one. Also people are saying that Chris Brown’s 40 year old manager is the one that sent him a text that infuriated Rihanna that infamous night.
March 09, 2009
Today Marks The 12th Anniversary Of Notorious B.I.G.’s Death
Twelve years have passed since the death of the Notorious B.I.G. and he still remains relevant in Hip Hop. A Biopic on his life managed to earn over 20 million dollars in it’s first week and he is always being shouted out by rappers in interviews. Comment below with your favorite Biggie, album, song, lyrics, video etc.
March 07, 2009
Michael Jackson Announces His Come Back
I apologize for posting this video kind of late. Can't believe jacko tryna make a come back.
March 03, 2009
Jay-Z On the Cover Of, “Best Life,” Magazine
A quote from the upcoming, “Best Life,” issue featuring Jay-Z.
“I’m a mirror…If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are.”
- Jay-Z
March 01, 2009
Video: Kanye West VH1 Storytellers
See You In My Nightmares, Robocop, Flashing Lights & Amazing
Hey 50 look at me now, sitting on the ground, singing with a pink shirt now, is that gay to you now?
- Kanye West
Check below for the rest of the show, props MrWorldPremiere
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