March 30, 2009
March 28, 2009
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes’ yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, “I couldn’t have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you.”
According to sources in the Mexican government, President Calderone is begging American officials to, in the words of reggae great Peter Tosh, legalize it. “Oh yeah,” said an official close to the Mexican president, “Felipe is going crazy. He’s screaming at everybody who comes in, ‘Why don’t they make this sh*t legal already! You’re killing me here!’ Look, everyone knows, when you have Prohibition, you create gangsters. And the more you prohibit, the more gangsters you make. El Chapo is hero now to all those slumdogs who want to be millionaires. Kids in the street, when they play games, they all want to be El Chapo, the baddest man in the whole damn town.”
The war on internet piracy will be the new war on drugs.
March 26, 2009
March 25, 2009
Iron Man fights Bruce Lee in stop motion..
March 13, 2009
March 11, 2009
March 09, 2009
Twelve years have passed since the death of the Notorious B.I.G. and he still remains relevant in Hip Hop. A Biopic on his life managed to earn over 20 million dollars in it’s first week and he is always being shouted out by rappers in interviews. Comment below with your favorite Biggie, album, song, lyrics, video etc.
March 07, 2009
March 03, 2009
Keri Hilson Ft. T-Pain & Lil Wayne - Turnin Me On Remix
A quote from the upcoming, “Best Life,” issue featuring Jay-Z.
“I’m a mirror…If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are.”